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HGUNNER
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Post subject: crap on the floor  Posted: Tue 08 Aug 2006 17:45 |
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Law and I just completed a rearrest on a 20.000 bond(the state was moving to revoke bail causing the surety to have way more exposure and risk)it took us about 8 hours to track the skip down--when we located his new address we attempted to make entry by knocking on his door-no one answer and no movement was detected in his 3rd floor apt--after speaking to his neighbors we were quite sure we had the right place -we than contacted the landlord and requested they allow us entry--the landlord complied and aprrox 2 hours latter the came and opened the door--while clearing the apt we noticed a pungent aroma and found piles of human crap all over the bedroom floor--after we latter apprehended him he stated we was so afraid of us that he crapped all over the floor--I said nice job--latter when he was being transported to our local jail by the sheriff he said he was afraid because he sees du-du and his pack beat up people all the time on tv--so here is moral of the story children- people can have the sh-t scared out of them so always carry clean shorts like your mommy says
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Post subject: Posted: Tue 08 Aug 2006 18:03 |
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I usually like your stories... but in this case, I'll make an exception.
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Bonds Gal
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Post subject: LOL Posted: Tue 08 Aug 2006 18:33 |
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I thought it was pretty funny, I bet you guys see everything out there.
eew.
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HGUNNER
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Post subject: crap Posted: Tue 08 Aug 2006 21:53 |
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Rhino just another crappy story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tsuggs
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Post subject: Posted: Thu 10 Aug 2006 12:15 |
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So, do we carry clean undies for the skips or ourselves???
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Post subject: Posted: Thu 10 Aug 2006 12:26 |
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tsuggs wrote: :?:
So, do we carry clean undies for the skips or ourselves???
He left a skip mark! Get it, get it? 
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Kevin Grandon
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HGUNNER
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Post subject: shorts Posted: Thu 10 Aug 2006 20:52 |
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Tony i suggest for both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also leave a sheet on the backseat of your car just in case it soaks through--this is a crappy thread
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Kathy
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Post subject: Posted: Tue 15 Aug 2006 16:20 |
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We have had people pee themselves, but this?????? UGH, YUK, ewww!!
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Kathy Blackshear
Blackshear Investigations
Blackshear Bail Bonds
Sales Associate, Prepaid Legal Services, Inc.
Walsenburg, CO
Proud Member of the AB Reject Club
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rhino
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Post subject: Posted: Tue 15 Aug 2006 19:17 |
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Location: Washington state
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No sheets... I have heavy canvas game bags for transporting deer or small elk. Cut a hole in the top and you have an instant no poo, no pepper spray, no pee, no blood, no vomit cover.
BADA BING!
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