A LITTLE LEVITY...

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I hope no one takes offense from the following. I thought it funny though...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys have been dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Lance Allen Wilkinson
Recoveries by L.A.W.
Serving since 1984
“What is sought is found... what is overlooked escapes” (Oedipus Rex)

Hey you left out us mountian boys from WVa! But I won't point that fact out to Chaney; I might get shot

Lance you could have left out Brokeback Mountain. That is a sore subject with us cowboys and bullriders

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Andy Dickey
A Way Out Bail Bonds Agency/Tri-State Intel

you hit the nail on the head andy

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Robert Graff
Pro-Tec Recovery Agency
(402)208-0044
Omaha, Nebraska.