I think Chapman will eventually become a
televangelist... he is already doing "intervention" with his recoveries and anyone else that will listen...
I can see it now................. "Church of the Dog".... "Bark Chapel"... "Interventions by Duane "
"Let me help you get your life straight"... "Look at how wonderful I have become, you can be just like me!!"
... and Beth can be a spokesperson for "Jenny Craig"....
"Jenny helped me become the woman that I am now... I lost 455lbs. in 3 months, so can you!!"
or how bout opening a really nice hair salon....
............ in Bagdad........... or Harlem.... or Jamaica...
or even a back alley 'plastic surgeon".... operation...
"change your looks in less than an hour"..............
"Duane and Beths Custom Plastic Surgeon Shop, Bounty Hunting, Hair Styling, Evangelist, Exorcists and other non- essential activities"... appointments only."
I think the bottom line to all of this is..............
It's a JOKE, PERIOD.