Dog Captures the Quaids

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm? ... e=s4i73932

Dog has done it again!

Tony
The link says it is a spoof. Besides, as you well know, and the Dog learned with Andrew Luster, convicted felons cannot receive rewards for the capture of fugitives in California. They have actually surrendered with their attorney several times, if you can believe how stupid they are! [url]http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/randy-quaid-and-his-wife-arrested-fraud-04-27-2010/url]

Scott

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R.E. "Scott" MacLean III

"Leaders are like Eagles, you never see them in a flock, but one at a time"

Chesapeake Group Investigations, Inc.
Chesapeake Bail Bonds
877-574-0500
301-392-1100 (fax)
301-392-1900 (Office)

Yea,

I know it was a spoof site. I've been watching it for awhile now. I was just trying to see if anyone thought it was real.

Damn you sharp eyed hunters! Blew my scam.

BTW,

Did you check out the right side bar with all his other "captures."? There were a few funny ones there.

And with his blonde hair doth flowing in the wind did he say, "Lo, fugitive, ye are under arrest - bra - ye have smokethed thy pipe and must return to where thou cameth". And he drew forth his cannister of mace, and charged with great zeal and tackled thy fugitive. "Praise God" did he say in the back of his leather seated black chariot, "Because thy God Jesus loves thee, you shall still make thy bond at midnight - bra - and ye shall be a free man - for 12% and a new cosigner".

Thus spaketh the Dog.

(From Book 8, Chapter 159, The Complete Bible According to Dog A&E's Version)

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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything. - From the Hagakure

"ye are under arrest-bra" PRICELESS!!

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Tom Duprey
Founding member, NABBI (Nat'l Assoc. of Bail Bond Inv.)
Ca. Bail Agent Lic#1845795
Owner/Operator, Thomas Duprey Bail Bonds
Owner/Operator, Orange County Bounty
(714) 727-4689

Thanks guys, I posted that a while ago I'm glad my humor is appreciated

The "New Testament" will be coming soon, mawhahaha! Sno' and I will write it together.

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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything. - From the Hagakure

Are your "Rosserism's" included in your books? I can not wait to read them....and use many.

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Thomas SnoWolf
FRN# 1999
GAPB 20120726
NSIS ST0707
http://www.rocksolidrg.com
"The hero is not the man that acts without fear,
He is the man that acts inspite of fear"

Yeah I got quite a few I'm going to have in there...I'll have to pull from my book of quotes:)

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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything. - From the Hagakure

Randy Quaid is funny....Robin Williams or Carlos Mencia would have been funnier.

AND I couldn't even imagine if it were a spoof with George Carlin...if he were still alive

I think Goerge Carlin could get Dog Chapman to cry...or atleast get really P.O.

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Samuel "Sam" Sartain
Rapid Response Team "R2T"
Fugitive Recovery Agent
State of Colorado
(920) 574-1991

De Scelestus Vindico

(Latin: "Punish the Wicked")