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tsuggs
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Post subject: Story About Bernstein Posted: Wed 28 Dec 2011 16:46 |
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Joined: Thu 09 Mar 2006 14:51 Posts: 3344
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DSI
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Wed 28 Dec 2011 17:36 |
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Joined: Fri 28 Mar 2008 04:55 Posts: 1269 Location: Maryland, Delaware, & Virginia
FRN Agency ID #: 1988
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_________________ Domestic Security Investigations P.O. Box 4462 Rockville, MD 20849 Tel: 1-800-387-0787 Anti-Moral Majority Club President "Fear not the unknown, Fear the person who controls the unknown" Gene 7:14
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tsuggs
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Wed 28 Dec 2011 17:39 |
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Joined: Thu 09 Mar 2006 14:51 Posts: 3344
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Yes, I have to be careful as I have already pee'ed off the "other" world famous BH. So I'll leave the comments to others.
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DSI
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Wed 28 Dec 2011 17:47 |
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Joined: Fri 28 Mar 2008 04:55 Posts: 1269 Location: Maryland, Delaware, & Virginia
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I guess he is the Wilt Chamberlain of bounty hunting….
_________________ Domestic Security Investigations P.O. Box 4462 Rockville, MD 20849 Tel: 1-800-387-0787 Anti-Moral Majority Club President "Fear not the unknown, Fear the person who controls the unknown" Gene 7:14
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Joe Stiles
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Thu 29 Dec 2011 08:43 |
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Joined: Sun 22 Sep 2002 05:14 Posts: 186 Location: Knoxville, TN
FRN Agency ID #: 92
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I love to read about famous bounty hunters and I am a little surprised that some of us would be skeptical of this man's achievements. Some of us have records that are enviable among our lesser "mere mortal" counterparts. I don't think his numbers are so outrageous. They are certainly impressive but actually pale in comparison to my own. I have captured, in the last twenty-five years hundreds of thousands of bail jumpers. Once I captured an entire battalion of bail jumpers single handedly. I simply snuck up behind them, made a gobbling sound like a turkey and picked them off one by one until they surrendered. Then there was the time I captured two Martians for a bondsman on Venus. The fee wasn't so much, but I made a fortune on that inter-planetary transport thingy. My greatest feat is almost too incredible to be believed. I have perfected the art of Psychic Bail Enforcement (I know, I know, some TV wannabes are trying to lay claim to this also, but I pioneered the idea). I focus on all the people who are wanted by law enforcement, bail enforcement and even the miltary and force them into action that results in the capture and sometimes, sadly, the elimination of some of the worst criminals in the world. In this way, I guess you could say that I personally am responsible for even the execution of OBL. In true sceptic fashion, I have been denied my just financial reward because of the unbelief of people just like some of you. So the next time someone claims all of these thousands of recoveries and rescues, just remember, it's probably just as much BS as this entire post. Now, who said I don't have a sense of humor?
_________________ Joe Stiles
Bail Fast Bonding/
Black Aces Bail Recovery
Knoxville, TN
800-689-5031
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Mdbtyhtr
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Thu 29 Dec 2011 09:20 |
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Joined: Thu 06 Jul 2006 14:22 Posts: 3982 Location: Maryland and Virginia
FRN Agency ID #: 455
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Love it!
Scott
_________________ R.E. "Scott" MacLean III
"Leaders are like Eagles, you never see them in a flock, but one at a time"
Chesapeake Group Investigations, Inc. Chesapeake Bail Bonds 877-574-0500 301-392-1100 (fax) 301-392-1900 (Office)
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OrangeCountyBounty
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Thu 29 Dec 2011 11:05 |
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Joined: Fri 27 Mar 2009 21:26 Posts: 993 Location: Orange, CA
FRN Agency ID #: 3671
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Perhaps you would be kind enough to teach young Grasshoppa here the ways of Psychic Bail Enforcement so that I too may take my place among the masters.
_________________ Tom Duprey Founding member, NABBI (Nat'l Assoc. of Bail Bond Inv.) Ca. Bail Agent Lic#1845795 Owner/Operator, Thomas Duprey Bail Bonds Owner/Operator, Orange County Bounty (714) 727-4689
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KARMA
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Thu 29 Dec 2011 11:46 |
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Joined: Mon 14 Feb 2005 10:59 Posts: 7563 Location: Arkansas
FRN Agency ID #: 340
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Nice, Stiles ! Was wondering when that sense of humour was gonna bust loose . . . as Scott said . . . Love It !
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Do not consider anything for your interest which makes you break your word, quit your modesty, or inclines you to any practice which will not bear the light, or look the world in the face .... Marcus Antonius I AM Some Folks "KARMA" and A MODERATOR @ FRN
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Eric
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Thu 29 Dec 2011 21:44 |
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Joined: Tue 23 Aug 2011 20:27 Posts: 166 Location: Stonybrook NY 11790
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Sort of reminds me of that short comment by the two bounty hunters that went to Afghanistan... in search of the bounty that was placed on the heads of the insurgents... the two Tennessee bounty hunters were asleep in the desert... about 4:30am... one of them awoke, looked around and found that they were surrounded by over 250 Taliban fighters with guns and big knives... he woke up his partner bounty hunter and said in a quiet voice.... "Wake up Clem.... were rich."...
Now that is what's known as positive thinking....
THATS PRICELESS.....
_________________ Best Regards, Eric
Looking for a mentor to give me a foot in the door to this business. Prior Military-US Army- expert marksmam. BHTA training acadamy. ATFE licensed Pyrotechnician; and one hell of a guy. Give me a chance and I'll give you 150% of myself. Will travel in tri state area for this opportunity.
PM for Contact info
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ChuckJ
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Post subject: Re: Story About Bernstein Posted: Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:08 |
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I concur, Wow is about all I can say as well. $250,000 a year doing fugitive recovery ?????????????
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