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I have decided to start my own reality TV show........
I have edited this post and placed it in the 'private section'... explanation is included in the post....
This part should be ok in the public view... the rest can be seen by only the private folks.... wouldn't want to offend anyone!
>>> I have several other "old" bondsmen that are going in on it with me.... one is 71, I am 67 (in August) and another is 66.... we can call ourselves one of several names.... "The Depends Gang"... "Over the Hill Gang"... "Rock and Trip"... "Slip and Fall"... "Stoop and Puke"... whatever...
I am armed with a variety of weapons... my trusty "Clorox pistol"... my nylon zip strips... my 12' 1/4" Pink-powder Coated Chain over Zinc Plated Steel... my chrome molly leg irons... my blaze orange handcuffs (2 sets)... my trusty PT145 .45 Taurus Millennium Pro or my Sub compact Beretta PX4 Storm .40... either of which I am allowed to carry 1 (one) bullet, not in the chamber, safety on... the rest are in my shorts... Gail packs my stuff and instructs me...
Dressed in my ever present........... Tactical sandals, extra large shorts with the zip front and rear for quickly dropping whatever enters those areas... my 3X flowered Disneyland silk shirt with a 15" picture of a "squirrel" on the front with the inscription "I'm so old, I can't find my nuts"... and a 15" picture of 'Pinky Lee' on the back... a backpack with some extra large 'depends'... 3 changes of underwear... another shirt with a 15" picture of 'John Lee Hooker' with an inscription... "Talking Blues Rocks" (you all have no clue who that is... do you?)... 2 bottles of water... a 750ml bottle of Crown Royal XR... or if you have an extra $700 get a bottle of Glenfiddich Single Cask year 1976.... however, don't let me fool you... I was just trying to impress you... just stick a pint of 'Early Times' or 'Jack Black' in there and forget the other.
... also, 5 granola bars... and a big bottle of 800 mg. Ibuprofen pills.
Cell phone, black Chrysler mini-van with the 'handicap' plates and the little scooter on the back... great cover vehicle... who would ever suspect... and if you have to chase someone... Gails little scooter has been souped up a bit and will run 20mph.... !!!
Oh, one other thing... I don't have a tazer... but my Dad was a Veterinarian and I have a couple of his "cattle prods" and let me tell you............. they will "light you up quite nicely!!"
Gonna call ABC maybe tomorrow............... whatya think??