You all have way too much time on your hands.................
.... "flappin"???.......... flappin????????????.... I ain't gonna comment on daat one.... I could, but I won't.... uh......... nope... not going to....
swingin???.............. nope.............. I will maintain my cool here.....
...twas not the gleam in his eye that heated her thigh...
... twas the tilt in his kilt that made her sigh....
... as they danced cheek to cheek, she noticed a bump...
....twas sort of a bump but more of a lump...
... as the nite grew longer... so did the lump...
... and retired to the room they commenced to romp...
... as the morning grew light...
...she saw with great fright...
... that the lump, or the bump had gone with the nite...
... and there on the bed, all decked out in bright red...
... was the kilt in a clump, without the lump and without the owner
...and without the boner... who also was gone with the nite...
... I think her name was Sally........................................... a fine lass or was it azz.... she was.............
... and a fine time was had by all..... author.................
speezack.................. 1-6-2011...
Bet you didn't know I was a poet and didn't know it... look at my feet... their..........
"Longfellows"!!!!
