POSTED FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY... any resemblance to factual matter... living or dead is purely done on purpose. I really try to keep you people entertained and interested in our business.....
Recently.... for some unknown reason... there seems to have been an influx of new blood in our AO.... so, we are inclined to crank up the advertising a bit and see if we can maintain our business contacts and keep a bit ahead of the............ uh, ........ competition....
There are several knew signs in one of my AO's so.............. as all good competitors should do............ we got on the wagon and are putting up a few of our own................ first.......... take a look at the competitors sign... I won't make a comment... you judge... but I think there is a ............... botox doctor somewhere with a few extra bucks in his wallet.............
Here's the AO... taken from the front door of the jail.... so the signs are less than 100yds. from the jail... all legal... on town property...
The new bondsmen put these up last week....
Here is a closeup of the "BotoxBondingCompany"............... I refer to them as simply............ "LIPS BONDING"... honest to goodness... I initially thought it was an ad for a "gentlemens club".... for real!! but I guess it gets attention and that is what it is all about................. I tried to do it with a bit more............... uh.............. finesse..............
My response initially was....
But then I modernized with this....
complete with my daughter and myself... and my grandson on the left.... we even have solar lights on our sign.... so we can get calls at 3AM.... (Aren't you impressed with my official CIA hat!!) It was not my idea to put "financing available" on the sign but I guess you have to be somewhat flexible... I have commented on my "financing" in a previous thread... I don't like it, but it is a necessary evil.
I think you may finally be able to get a handle on the very rural area that we work... this is in Boydton, Va... a very historical, very small town in southern Virginia...
http://www.boydton.org/history.htmJust thought you might be interested in a little southern Virginia bond business flavor... we can't compete with uptown California but we do our best................
and it keeps gas in my boat.