One of my all time favorites is the infamous Clint Eastwood... over the years his movies and quotes there from... have given us many moments to pause, consider and smile... one of his greatest movies... IMHO was "The Outlaw Josey Wales", filmed back in '76... probably before many of you kiddies were born?!
Check out this page
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075029/quotes for some of the movies more memorable quotes.... I use 'em all the time... their great... and as for the movie... I have watched "Josey Wales" and "The Good, Bad and Ugly" so many times... it's like the old cult movie... "Rocky Horror Picture Show" directed by Jim Sharman... whom I am sure you have no idea who that is... anyway... you all know me... I come up with some weird stuff.... so go to this site and smile... I especially love the old Indian chief.... Dan George who played "Lone Watie" here is his site:
http://www.indigenouspeople.net/dangeorg.htm ... some of his lines are absolute classics....
Lone Watie: "I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."