CHAPMAN’S LAMENT (Duane Chapman - Dog the Bounty Hunter)

CHAPMAN’S LAMENT

By: Lance A. Wilkinson


The news people all shouted their story
How Luster failed to appear in a California court
Luster flew the coop and jumped his bail
On charges that he raped his female consort

Duane 'Dog' Chapman a renowned vigilante
Appeared with Rita Cosby on a channel for Fox News
Saying he’d capture Luster so justice will be served
So Rita unleashed the Dog to follow the clues

Dog sniffed left and Dog sniffed right
Following leads all over the place
He sniffed up and he sniffed down
But never got close to Luster’s face

Then one day a tipster called Dog
After returning from a Mexican resort town
Saying they partied with Luster down there
And it was him though tanned dark brown

Dog went to his kennel to gather his mutts
And deputized them all as vigilante agents
The gang then traveled to south of the border
Entering Mexico without any incidents

After searching a while they all saw Luster
Under an early morning Mexico sky
Dog jumped Luster and took him to the ground
Luster fought back and socked Dog in the eye

Dog and Luster went back and forth
Then others in the pack joined the fray
Subduing Luster was no easy task
So Dog reached up and used pepper spray

They tossed Luster in the back of a van
And headed for the airport with their quarry in cuffs
But the Mexican police intercepted the gang
Arresting them all and calling Dog’s bluffs

Dog and his vigilantes were sent to jail
While Luster was brought to the US of A
The Judge released Dog on a very small bail
Telling him until court in Mexico he would stay

But Dog and his vigilantes had other plans
To escape from Mexico as soon as they could
Under the cover of darkness they slipped away
Returning to America then home to their ‘hood

The Mexican court was very upset
When they learned Dog had jumped his bail
They branded Dog a fugitive just like Luster
And wanted them all back in their jail

Dog went to court in Ventura County Superior
Asking Judge Brodie for some of the financial pie
The Judge scolded Dog for his vigilante justice
And branded Dog’s claims being based on a lie

Dog left the courtroom with tears on his face
Perhaps finally realizing there is no bounty
When you brag and lie and operate illegally
You are not a bounty hunter… only a vigilante

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Lance Allen Wilkinson
Recoveries by L.A.W.
Serving since 1984
“What is sought is found... what is overlooked escapes” (Oedipus Rex)

Lance Very nicly done......

Very good lament Lance Good luck on your debate with rover. Not that you'll need it. Maybe I should wish him good luck...Nah.[/b]

Lance,

Mr. Chapman, an admitted felon, had no business coming into California for the purposes he described with Rita Cosby. In point of fact, California has specific laws concerning Mr. Chapman's activities. Frankly, Mr. Chapman is not qualified to do bail fugitive recovery work in California; moreover, it is worth pointing out that California Penal Code Section 847.5 requires even California licensed bail fugitive recovery persons to petition the court holding jurisdiction where an out-of-state bail fugitive is believed to be for an order before taking action to arrest said bail fugitive. Mr. Chapman's work in California (before heading to Mexico) amounted to a misdemeanor under California law just for investigating the Luster case in the first place. Bail fugitive recovery, in my opinion, is under attack in California, and I take exception to anyone who may provide ammo for the anti-bail crowd.

Rex

ok ok she doesn't know much about "dog" all i can say know who you prase and show respect to the real professionals who are on this Forum. learn why he can't enter the jail with his arrest in "Home State" and then see that he's a felon and that in most states he can't even make bail arrest legaly. yeah we have guys who after a long day at work check here to see whats going on in the field or if any new laws have been thrown up agaisnt us do to some "Dog" or another yahoo did to make us look worse. by the way LAw it was good thank you for sharing

Rex? Lance? I know you two and others will feel that they have to respond to this, but just remember your stress levels and go put up a pic of you know who for target practice instead. It ain't worth arguing with someone so uninformed and anyone with this mentality isn't going to listen to reason. Stick with the pros and know that we appreciate you, your knowledge and your "humor".

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Kathy Blackshear
Blackshear Investigations
Blackshear Bail Bonds
Sales Associate, Prepaid Legal Services, Inc.
Walsenburg, CO

Proud Member of the AB Reject Club

The woman has no concept of Chapman's hidden agendas. He could care less for the people he brings in... its all for show in the presence of the camera. Most of it is scripted anyway but she won't believe that. She wants me to get off my butt? Chapman hasn't brought in as many fugitives as I have and his numbers are blatant lies; if she got off her high horse and did the math she would find that out for herself.

She also made reference to the vigilante Chapman painted himself in the Luster fiasco but confused it with ongoing situations. She definately has small concept of the issues most of us have with Chapman.

I commend her for being a wife and mom but as far as correctional officer... please... we all know about... well, never mind.

So, smitty (A/K/A wife, mom, correctional officer) before you put your big nose into a subject you are not educated in I suggest you get your facts straight before you dive. It will save your nose from too many bruises.

Now, go turn a key or do something you know about.

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Lance Allen Wilkinson
Recoveries by L.A.W.
Serving since 1984
“What is sought is found... what is overlooked escapes” (Oedipus Rex)

Ms SMITTY; AKA: MissMommy;

I already have your ISP logged and your entire Life History. You have ventured DEEP INTO THE JUNGLE. This is NOT The Real Dog Chapman YAHOO Group. The people who post there (like you did, until you were banned) are unable to trace ISPs.

BUT, you have entered THE JUNGLE here Baby. Go back to your "Puppy Fan Site", before you get in over your sweet little head

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Steve Hedrick
Hedrick & Associates INVESTIGATIVE GROUP
Nederland, TX
TX PI LIC #A-09665
(409) 284-1895
http://360.yahoo.com/ftachaser357
"For every DEFENDANT that fails to appear in Court, there is a VICTIM seeking Justice"

Okay. She's one of those?

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Lance Allen Wilkinson
Recoveries by L.A.W.
Serving since 1984
“What is sought is found... what is overlooked escapes” (Oedipus Rex)