Birthday’s to Remember:
1. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you do not mind, it does not matter.
2. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
3. First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
4. Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened?
5. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
6. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.
7. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I cannot remember the other two.
Happy Birthday Mr. Marshall
