Sooooooooo, you guys seem to be living in a WZ..... Do you charge an extra premium when operating in a CZ... the only thing I get to charge extra for is....................... ASWB.... a condition I suffer from on numerous occasions.... oh... most of my clients suffer from that ailment as well, but their increase in costs offsets the increase in labor...
as shown in the past... several of my more intelligent clients show off their "attitude"...
In my opinion... these are both classics...
and another that I misplaced the picture.... said....
"STUPID IS A STATE OF MIND, OR THE LACK OF IT" and another that said....
"THE ONLY THING I LACK IS INTELLIGENCE"A NC State Trooper was working a road check that I had to drive my truck through once... he had a sense of humor that I was unaware of at the time and when he looked at my license he said to me with a totally straight face... "Well, Mr. Marx, we are going to have to charge you with "DWS"..."... I responded instantly with.... "Officer, I have not been drinking, I am working"... he and his buddy busted out laughing and said "DWS Mr. Marx.... Driving While Stupid"... I just laughed sheepishly and took my license and drove off.... "Got Me"...
... one more I saw on a bondsman's hat...
"Your bad attitude, increases my paycheck"
