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Post subject: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?  Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 19:55 |
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Joined: Fri 15 Aug 2008 22:49
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Location: atlanta, ga
FRN Agency ID #: 1945
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Here I was tonight, hard at work (reading the jokes on the FRN forum). My wife, and my most trusted BEA partner asked me "Do these pants make my butt look fat?" I involuntarily reply " No honey, it's not your pants that make your butt look fat." There is no safe answer to a question like this ! She then gets on this wedding trivia kick. " Who sang the songs at our wedding?" This was 5 years ago, ok. I got that part right. Then she asked " What songs did they sing?" To this I responded " UUUUUUUUH". She tells me that one was performed by Keith Whitley. I answered "When You Say Nothing at All". Correct !!! She then says that the other is an Allen Jackson song. " I smart-azzed as I am reply, " Go Rest High" or "Amazing Grace". I might as well go looking for some skips tonight. I can and have kicked in steel fire proof doors at apartments and even one hotel ( Mr. Patel wouldn't give me a key). I can not breech my own bedroom door.
Sometimes it's not what you say but how you say it. Tonight it's definately WHAT I SAID !
Any words of wisdom from anybody? Bill, Kathy? Looks like a sofa night tonight !!
Just thought I would say Hello to everybody. Haven't spoken to any of you lately. Ya'll stay safe out there and have a good weekend.
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Jim Elkins, Lead Agent
Global Recovery Agency, llc
Locust Grove (Atlanta) Georgia
(678) 759-0530
Bail Enforcement / Recovery
Specialized Repossessions
"NSF" Bad Check Recovery
Extraditions
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 19:58 |
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Joined: Mon 14 Feb 2005 10:59
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Location: Arkansas
FRN Agency ID #: 340
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 Sooooooooo . . . you made the wifes' Idiot List Huh? I suggest some major sucking up Dude 
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I AM Some Folks "KARMA" and A MODERATOR @ FRN
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:30 |
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Joined: Tue 24 May 2005 14:46
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Location: Colorado
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She might like jewelry, I like flowers. A rose everyday for a week goes a long way with me, especially if it's accompanied wth a very loving look and a BIG compliment. A little romance and respect goes a long way. Otherwise, I hope you have a comfortable couch .
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Kathy Blackshear
Blackshear Investigations
Blackshear Bail Bonds
Sales Associate, Prepaid Legal Services, Inc.
Walsenburg, CO
Proud Member of the AB Reject Club
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:33 |
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I'd wait for Bill to get back to you on this one! I'm sure he's gotten into some hot water once or maybe twice over the years.  If you should ever figure out a sure fire way out of those trick questions, make sure you write a book and send me the first copy! You''ll be rich in a week!!! 
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:43 |
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midwestfr wrote: I'd wait for Bill to get back to you on this one! I'm sure he's gotten into some hot water once or maybe twice over the years. If you should ever figure out a sure fire way out of those trick questions, make sure you write a book and send me the first copy! You''ll be rich in a week!!! Unh huh, who was recently hiding out in Canada and then Russia ? Jim, listen to Icer and and Bill, and soon the three of you will be on the run with your wife, Mouth, Gail, LuVonda, and me hot on your tails. I would not want to be you  .
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Kathy Blackshear
Blackshear Investigations
Blackshear Bail Bonds
Sales Associate, Prepaid Legal Services, Inc.
Walsenburg, CO
Proud Member of the AB Reject Club
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midwestfr
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 21:40 |
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Jim, Like I said, listen to Kathy!!
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Kathy
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Thu 08 Oct 2009 21:58 |
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Location: Colorado
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Todd, you are tooooo funny, and a major phony ass-kisser as well. Good thing you got verified and in the verified agents section when you did. Just kddiing, cos you met the requirements, and got accepted. I sent you the means to make money, but you ignored me. Hey, I don't have a problem with that, because it is a personal choice as to how much money to make in the other network.
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Kathy Blackshear
Blackshear Investigations
Blackshear Bail Bonds
Sales Associate, Prepaid Legal Services, Inc.
Walsenburg, CO
Proud Member of the AB Reject Club
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midwestfr
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Fri 09 Oct 2009 08:00 |
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Thanks, I think! To be honest, I haven't been checking my e-mails as much as I should. Too darn busy. Working files, EMS classes, hunting season, etc. I promise I'll check that out right now and get back to you about it! 
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Fri 09 Oct 2009 09:55 |
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Location: Fort Wayne, IN
FRN Agency ID #: 2570
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Post subject: Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions? Posted: Mon 12 Oct 2009 13:55 |
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