Gail says you can have the "Queen Ann" room.... as opposed to the "Brass Bed" room... both have Direct TV and we recently got rid of the bed bugs....
and the outhouse is very close to the back door... and it is a two seater... we just had it upgraded... it is registered as a Class II Shtr... only the best for our guests.... you must remember, we used to own a small Motel here in town... we have experience... and also have had a few experiences...
Your itinerary will include... :
Meeting the following town elders, Mayor, Police Chief, Fire Chief, Chief Circuit Court clerk, Sheriff, Town council members, Funeral home owner, Mildred at Mildred's Meals... maybe one of the Circuit court judges... several business owners.
Visiting some historic sites... Original Lunenburg courthouse dating back to early 1800's... two small towns, Kenbridge and Victoria in Lunenburg county (known as the Free State)... "Dundas", the home of "Sheep Stew"... possibly riding with me to do a bond... and meeting several of the magistrates, jailers and other LE folks...
Lounging in the pool and probably meeting at least one of the pool girls... (and probably her mother)...
If this seems overwhelming... you can just sit in your room and listen to the "rain crow" holler or the frogs at nite or sometimes a bobcat or skunk will sit outside your window and serenade you... BTW... we also have real life
weasels that roam around sometimes...
... you can also have a great view of a 30 acre field of tobacco (my backyard) or watch the Marine helicopters and C5's fly over the house... we could also visit Ft. Pickett and see the Marine snipers while training, slip across the roads (I know how to get into the base woods on some back roads...) or work out in my garage gym (which may need a dusting cause I don't use it)...
You will have a blast... and stories to tell upon you return home.